english speaking

i feel so bad because everywhere i go here people are fluent in at least 2 different languages. and then they ask me... "what language do you speak?" "oh. umm.. just english" hahaha even when i cant understand peoples english its better than i can speak any other language.  and if you reading this and you dont think its that impressive ill give you another example... i was talking to one of my friends in english and i was complaining about how i sucked at english and he just looked at me like i was crazy. hes like "at least its your first language!" and then it hit me that many people in my english class didnt learn english as their first language. then i just felt quite smart....

why i fell asleep on the bathroom floor

ok so i have this thing where sometimes i forget everything. especially when im tired. so a few days ago  gabe handed my the doorknob to our bathroom door and i was like whaaaaaaa? but apparantly it just fell of. so later after school i went to find my headband in the bathroom and i accidentally closed the door. dun. dun. dunnnnn...... yea. i locked myself in the bathroom. and i got reaaally bored so i sang practicly eery song i knew. and i got so tired i just feel asleep on the floor... probably ot very clean but it was a well needed nap. 1 1/2 hours later mom opened the bathroom and i expected sympathy but she was laughing her head off at me. and thats how cool i am. the end.